mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
someone get adam out of the pit.
IM GOING TO THROW UP
Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.
watch out for the ball washer
Fuck i was waiting for one of these posts.
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened